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- 没想到我大龙又回来了 - 怎么会 - That's right. It is I, Tai Lung. - It can't be.
我要把属于我的全都拿回来 I have returned to take what is mine.
你们的通通都是我的 Which is everything that is yours.
让四山五岳 Let it be known from the highest mountain
九江八河的人都知道 我大龙还活着 to the lowest valley that Tai Lung lives,
谁敢挡我 我就要谁的命 and no one will stand in his way.
就是神龙大侠 Not even the great
也叫他有来无回 Dragon Warrior.
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阿宝 怎么还不来呀 Where is Po?
按说这孩子早就应该到了才对 He was supposed to be here hours ago.
平哥 先别急 Ping, will you please
悠着点 别慌 just relax?
- 我哪里慌了 - 好了 - I am relaxed! - Okay.
阿宝肯定不会出事 I'm sure Po is fine.
他会不会生病 But what if he's sick?
会不会受伤了 What if he's hurt?
会不会饿死了 What if he's hungry?
你就把心放宽吧 Don't get your noodles in a twist.
咱那小子这会肯定在哪打个小盹 If I know our son, he's probably just kicking back
捕个大鱼的 and catching some rays.
看招 Kung fu!
真没素质 That's bad.
好啊 还来劲了 Whoa! Getting worse.
行了 Okay,
大笨鱼 本大侠没功夫再陪你玩了 big guy. We're really gonna have to wrap this up.
- 好好玩 - 再来一次 - That was fun. - Let's do that again.
你这个海鲜 以后别上陆地上瞎转悠了 And next time, keep your surf off their turf.
迟到了 迟到了 I'm late. I'm late.
迟到了啊 Ooh, I'm late.
是神龙大侠 It's the Dragon Warrior!
行不更名 Was,
坐不改姓 is and
- 正是在下 - 神龙大侠 - always will be. - Dragon Warrior!
俺们爱你 We love you, Dragon Warrior!
- 我也爱你们 - 神龙大侠 - And I love you too, adoring fan. - Dragon Warrior!
请给我签个名 Sign my scroll.
别急 别急 Okay, okay.
想签哪都行 I'll sign whatever you want.
阿宝 Po!
对不起 师傅 Master Shifu!
那什么 我帮您擦擦 Here, let me just--
您看 这么一擦好像 更丑了 There, that's much... worse.
我有事找你 We have to talk.
你有啥事尽管说 Absolutely. Let's talk.
剪完彩我就来听 Right after the ceremony.
什么剪彩 Ceremony?
你去剪什么彩 What ceremony?
这个天慧法杖 The Staff of Wisdom.
是乌龟大师亲手送给我的 Given to me by Master Oogway himself.
传说得此法杖者便可得通天法力 It is said that whoever possesses this staff has the power
自由穿行于三界间 to travel between the realms.
能开启那扇通往灵界的封印之门 The power to unlock the door to the Spirit Realm.
甚至还能在这凤水宝地 And now, the power to open...
给咱们新开张的神龙大侠面条豆腐店 the all-new Dragon Warrior Noodles
送福 and Tofu.
面条香浓好劲道 Where the broth has kick
豆腐美味震山倒 and the bean curd's a knockout.
盖世五侠他们也会来这里吗 Will the Furious Five be here too?
很可惜他们来不了了 Unfortunately, no.
盖世五侠去环游四海行侠仗义了 They're off on super cool kung fu missions.
悍娇虎去教训那群野鸡帮 Tigress is taking on the free-range chicken gang.
猴王去寻找下落不明的猕猴 Monkey's hot on the trail of the missing macaque.
灵鹤在鳄鱼国当大王 Crane was crowned king of the Crocodilians.
说来话长 Long story.
跳跳龙在劝眼镜蛇跟猫鼬握手言和 Viper's wrapping up peace talks between the cobras and the mongooses.
话说蛇有手吗 Or is it mongeese?
还有快螳螂呢 And Mantis? Well...
快螳螂在忙着讨老婆欢心 不然很有可能会脑袋不保 He's just trying to keep his blushing bride from biting his head off.
盖世五侠没来没关系 Just 'cause they're not here in person
咱们这有和盖世五侠一样大的画板子 doesn't mean they're not here as life-sized cut-outs.
有谁想要合影吗 Now, who wants a picture?
有请 有请 Okay, okay.
一个一个来 看你 One at a time. You.
下一个是你 And then you.
他把您生气的样子画的太形象了 He really captured your disapproving scowl.
我有话跟你说 We need to talk.
能画成小的吗 Hey, can I get one of those
放口袋里 in a wallet size?
- 阿宝 - 来了 - Po! - Coming.
还记得你第一次爬长阶上天静宫吗 Do you remember the first time you climbed these steps to the Jade Palace?
那怎么忘得了 How could I forget?
我以为这辈子都爬不上去了 I thought I'd never make it to the top.
可你还是爬上来了 Yes, but you persevered.
如今你将迎来新的使命 And once again, destiny calls for you
爬上一段新的台阶 to take the next step on your journey.
新的台阶 The next step?
啥意思啊 我不都已经爬到顶了吗 What are you talking about? I've already taken all the steps.
我失忆了 Haven't I?
你要收个徒弟继承你的衣钵 It is time for you to choose your successor.
继承啥衣钵 Successor for what?
你的衣钵 A successor
成为新的神龙大侠 to be the next Dragon Warrior.
哈哈哈 师傅你可真逗 ... Yeah, I get it.
我就是神龙大侠 Funny, 'cause I'm the Dragon Warrior.
啊 不是不是 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
等会 Wait, wait.
所以我以后就不再是神龙大侠了 You mean, I'm not gonna be the Dragon Warrior anymore?
就这意思 Exactly.
那我以后是什么 Then what am I gonna be?
你选好传人以后 Once a successor is chosen,
等在你面前的将是天下武学的巅峰 you will advance to the highest level in all of kung fu.
- 成为和平谷的灵魂宗师 - 哇 - Spiritual Leader of the Valley of Peace. - Whoa.
灵魂宗师是干啥的 I don't know what that means.
就像以前乌龟大师那样 It's just like Master Oogway before you.
守护和平谷 You will oversee the Valley,
为大家传道授业 passing along wisdom
传递薪火 and inspiring hope.
谢谢师傅这么看得起我 Look, I appreciate the promotion.
不过神龙大侠的活就已经够我们的了 I think I'm just gonna stick with the whole "Dragon Warrior" thing.
神龙大侠的活 Dragon Warrior "thing"?
你手里拿的什么 What is it you're holding?
- 饼干呢 - 另一只手 - A cookie. - Other hand.
您说天慧法杖 The Staff of Wisdom.
乌龟大师把天慧法杖给你 It was given to you by Master Oogway.
是让你拿他去给饭馆剪彩 Do you really think it was so you could open a restaurant?
到处和人合影的吗 Or pose for pictures?
给我的时候没说不行啊 He wasn't super specific.
乌龟大师把它托付给你 Oogway entrusted you with that staff
是希望你能追随他的脚步 so you could follow in his footsteps
超越自我 and become something
更上一层楼 better than you already are.
你拿走吧 You take it.
胡闹 乌龟大师没有选择我 No. Oogway did not give it to me.
成为灵魂宗师不是我的使命 Being the next Oogway is not my destiny,
我已经坦然接受了这一事实 which I have accepted and am at peace with.
真的 不受伤 Really. It's fine.
听着挺受伤 You don't sound fine.
我说没受伤就没受伤 You don't sound fine! I'm very fine!
- 好好好 没受伤 - 你应该觉得光荣 - Okay, you're fine. - This is an honor.
乌龟大师当年选了你 Oogway chose you as his successor,
现在轮到你来选传人了 and now you must choose yours.
我说师傅 Master Shifu,
我好不容易找个事能干好 I finally found something I'm good at,
您就这么把它给夺走了 and now you want to just take it away from me?
没有人要夺走你什么 No one is taking anything away, Po.
这只是你更上高楼的一个过程 Who you are will always be a part of what you become.
可我喜欢比武 Yeah, but where's the "skadoosh"?
享受那种刀光剑影 You know what I mean? The "shasha-booie"?
你的好意我心领了 I don't want to seem ungrateful,
可是我真不懂怎么传道授业 but I don't know anything about passing on wisdom
传递薪火呀 or inspiring hope.
我就擅长干两件事 痛揍对手 All I know are two things. Kicking butt
记下他们的名字 and taking names.
说实话 其实我也不咋擅长记下别人的名字 And if I'm being completely honest, I'm not even that good at the name-taking.
之前那个会喷火的鳄鱼叫啥来着 Like, who was that fire-breathing crocodile?
我只记得个 I wanna say
- 鳄… - 你的使命是守护和平谷的和平 - Steve... - You were chosen to bring peace to the Valley,
- 守护和平的方法并不是只有痛揍对手 - 是有别的 - and there are other ways to bring peace than simply kicking butt. - Well, sure.
可别的都没意思啊 But not any fun ones.
师傅 我就只会当神龙大侠 Please. Being the Dragon Warrior is all I know.
这是我的天职 It's who I am.
那是以前 和平谷必须有灵魂宗师 Not anymore. The Valley of Peace needs a Spiritual Leader,
乌龟大师选择了你 and Master Oogway chose you.
明天一早我们就举行选徒大会 You'll start interviewing candidates first thing tomorrow morning.
选徒大会 Candidates?
啥选徒大会 What candidates?
神龙大侠 Dragon Warrior!
太牛了 Awesome!
这都行啊 No way!
绝了 Wow!
- 走你 - 这姿势100分 - Skadoosh. - Fantastic pose.
哦吼 Whoo-hoo!
漂亮 Nice.
阿宝大师将选出新的继任神龙大侠之人 Master Po will now choose the next Dragon Warrior.
神龙大侠 Dragon Warrior!
全都是高手 太难选了 So many great candidates.
我随便瞎点一个吧 I'm gonna let the finger decide.
等会 这啥情况 Wait. Whoa. Whoa.
手自己动起来了 What is happening?
新的神龙大侠 还是我 The Dragon Warrior. It's me!
你必须选个传人 Like it or not, Po,
这事由不得你胡闹啊 you have to choose a successor.
我还真看不出来他们哪像神龙 哪像大侠 Nothing about them says "dragon" or "warrior."
机缘到了就看到了 You will know when you know.
我怎么知道机缘到没到 How do I know when I know?
您知道 You know?
我迷茫的时候 When I'm conflicted,
就会来这里寻求上天的旨意 I come here to ask the universe for answers.
这也是跟乌龟大师学的 Just as Oogway did before me.
我不迷茫 I'm not conflicted.
我就是还没做好心理准备 I'm just not ready for a next step.
你手里拿的什么 What is that you're holding?
天慧法杖 The Staff of Wisdom?
- 另一只手 - 啃剩下的桃核 - Other hand. - A chewed-up peach pit?
就是桃核 Exactly.
每一个桃核都可能长成一棵参天大树 Every pit holds the promise of a mighty tree.
呃 这跟我问的问题有啥关系啊 How is this gonna help me find the answers?
别问我 去问老天爷 Don't ask me. Ask the universe.
要当桃核 Be the pit,
阿宝 要当桃核 Po. Be the pit.
来吧 那就 There we go.
来吧 老天爷 All right, universe.
那就 嗯 指点指点我吧 Give me some guidance.
心如止水 心如止水 Inner peace. Inner peace.
心如止水 Inner peace.
豆腐蘸水 蘸点啥好呢 Dinner, please. Dinner with peas.
臭豆腐 加点芝麻酱就更香了 Snow peas? In a sesame soy glaze.
心如止水 Inner peace.
压根就不管用好吗 This is not working at all.
把注意力放在呼吸上 Maybe focus on your breathing?
我也想 可你跟我说话真的很影响我 I'm trying, but it's kinda hard when you keep talking to me.
难道不是你自己在跟自己说话吗 Technically, you're talking to you, if you think about it.
你俩能不能闭上嘴 Hey, will you two be quiet?
我这专心打坐呢 I'm trying to concentrate here.
不对 我是阿宝的心声 Wait, if I'm Po's inner voice,
你是谁啊 then who are you?
我是阿宝心声的心声 I'm Po's inner, inner voice.
我心里到底有多少声音 How many voices do I have in there?
你还是别问了 You do not want to know.
这地方扎屁股 This dirt is itchy.
我可太爱哭了 I just love kung fu.
我现在好想吃薯片 Anyone want a cookie?
老天爷 Universe?
是你吗 Is that you?
听好了 藏头露尾之徒 Attention, mysterious figure!
神龙大侠在此 还不快快束手就擒 The Dragon Warrior's here to perform justice.
我知道你在这 I know you're in here.
躲得了今天躲不了明天 Just a matter of time before I find you.
你小子今天死定了 You can't hide from justice forever.
灯花大侠的宝刀 The Dagger of Deng Wa.
算你识货 我可以放你一马 You've got excellent taste, I'll give you that.
但那把刀你得还我 But I can't give you that. Give it back.
还你就还你 If you insist.
好可怕哟 No!
你居然有一根拐杖耶 He's got a walking stick.
你腿又不瘸 要拐杖干什么 What are you gonna do? Stroll me to death?
这不是瘸腿神猴用的拐杖 This stick is not for the strolling.
你听说过天慧法杖吗 It's the Staff of Wisdom.
小心被神龙大侠发现 把你的熊腿打断 The Dragon Warrior is gonna be mad when he finds out you took his stick.
都说了我就是神龙大侠 I am the Dragon Warrior.
我直说了 I'm just gonna say it.
我真看不出来你哪像神龙 哪像大侠 Nothing about you says "dragon" or "warrior."
你竟敢亵渎神圣的英雄殿 How dare you desecrate the Hall of Heroes?
你说谁 亵渎什么 Who's desecrating what now?
鸵鸟大师的蛋 Master Ostrich's Egg!
那抱歉 手滑了 Oops, my bad.
哎呀 Hi-yah!
- 三仙甲大师的金刚不坏锁链 - 有用吗 - The Indestructible Chain Hammer of Master Pangolin. - Whoopsies.
装着英灵之魂的天语瓶 The Urn of Whispering Warriors!
已经被我打碎过两次了 Which I've already broken! Twice!
干嘛放个装死人的瓶子 Why would you keep an urn of souls?
怪疹人的 Feels kinda creepy.
大块头 你还撑得住吗 Are you doing okay there, big guy?
是不是有点困了 You're looking a little tired.
我现在精神得很 I've never felt more awake!
花栗鼠大师的破敌锤 The War Hammer of Master Chipmunk?
我绝对饶不了你 You're gonna pay for that.
哈喽 Hello?
你骗我 You faker.
这不叫骗 It's not faking.
这叫技巧 It's called Method.
后会有期吧 行吗 Catch ya later, panda.
站住 No.
今日恩怨今日结 I think I'll catch you now.
啊 Whoa!
服不服 Told ya.
我服了 英勇神武的发面馒头大侠 You got me, greatand-powerful Dumpling Warrior.
是神龙大侠 That's Dragon Warrior--
你别碰我 Let go of me.
我就奇了怪了 Just tell me one thing.
你这种货色是怎么当上神龙大侠的 How did someone like you become the Dragon Warrior?
这个问题等你进了和平谷看守所 有两年的时间 That's a mystery for you to solve during your two-year stay
可以慢慢想 at the Valley of Peace prison.
和平谷看守所 Valley of Peace prison?
咋不叫托儿所 Sounds like a day care.
周末的时候还真是托儿所 It is a day care on the weekends.
平时就是看守所 But it's also a prison.
大侠在这嘛 There he is!
神龙大侠 Dragon Warrior!
大龙回来了 Tai Lung is back.
大龙他还活着 Tai Lung has returned?
抢走了我们的铁矿 He demanded all of our iron,
砸了我们的矿场 then destroyed our quarry.
他不是应该在灵界吗 He's supposed to be in the Spirit Realm.
他又复活了 Well, he's back.
他说他要把和平谷变成一片焦土 He said that he's not gonna stop until the Valley of Peace falls
让神龙大侠跪地求饶 and the Dragon Warrior bows before him.
大侠 你一定要想想办法 Please, you've got to do something.
看来这里碰上奇怪事的不止我一个呀 Looks like I'm not the only one around here with a mystery to solve.
有句话你听过吗 Well, you know what they say...
凡走过必留下脚印 every step leaves a footprint,
大脚小脚都一样 no matter how small.
凡走过必留下脚印 Every step leaves a footprint,
大脚小脚都一样 no matter how small.
算你厉害 狐狸 你还知道些什么 Very clever, fox. You know something.
也许知道 也许不知道 Maybe I do, maybe I don't.
好吧 我知道 Okay, I do.
我知道的可多了 I really, really do.
- 快说 - 我凭什么告诉你 - Tell me. - And why should I?
有什么好处吗 I mean, what's in it for me?
多做好事能让你的内心得到安宁 The peace of mind knowing you did the right thing.
你太可爱了 You're adorable.
有人这么说过你吗 Has anyone ever told you that?
我指的不光是外表上的 And I don't mean just in, like, the cuddly sense.
我没时间陪你扯皮 I don't have time for games.
大龙这会就在和平谷里搞破坏呢 Tai Lung is running loose in the Valley of Peace.
也许吧 Maybe.
或者 大龙不过是那妖婆使的障眼法 Or maybe she wants you to think it was Tai Lung.
什么妖婆啊 Wait. She?
拿来吧 Mine!
她是变形女王 The Empress of Disguise,
能够变成任何人的模样 capable of taking any form,
拥有千张面孔 mimicking any shape.
她是骗术大师 The master of deception.
口吐谎话 眼冒绿光的变色龙 The lizard of lies with the glowing teal eyes. I'm talking 'bout...
她的名字叫魅影妖后 The Chameleon.
麻烦两位大哥回避一下好吧 This is kind of a private conversation.
这个妖后什么来头 Who's The Chameleon?
只知道她是天下第一的幻术师 Only the most powerful shape-shifting sorceress.
这么说是她假扮成的大龙 So she shape-shifted into Tai Lung.
我跟和平谷哪得罪她了 But what does she have against me and the Valley of Peace?
这是个好问题 These are good questions.
你该问问她 You should ask her.
有道理 You're right.
我上哪去找这个什么美女妖后啊 How do I find this "The Chameleon"?
你是绝对找不到她的 She isn't someone who can be found.
除非有一个高人 来指点你 At least not without someone in the know.
那我要上哪去找这个高人呢 And how do I find someone "in the know"?
哼 我就是 It's me.
除了我还能有谁 It's obviously-- It's me.
我就是你要找的高人 I'm in the know.
死心吧你 Forget it.
我自己也能找到她 I'll find her on my own.
加油 不就是找个啥都能变 神出鬼没的幻术师吗 Good luck. After all, how hard can it be to find someone who can look like anyone,
能有多难 blend in anywhere?
好 你帮我找到魅影妖后 Fine. You lead me to The Chameleon,
我帮你想办法尽量减短刑期 and I'll see what I can do about reducing your sentence.
成交 Deal.
好了 Po!
你到底在搞什么 What do you think you're doing?
呃 有 有一个会变形的幻术师在干坏事 There's this shape-shifting sorceress on the loose and--
这类事归盖世五侠管 That's a job for the Furious Five.
他们又不在 Well, they're not here,
总得有人来保护和平谷吧 and someone needs to protect the Valley of Peace.
阿宝 我知道改变并非易事 Look, I know that change is difficult
你又那么喜欢当神龙大侠 and that you enjoy being the Dragon Warrior,
可你的使命就是找到传人 but your job is finding a successor.
我跟神龙大侠都商量好了 The Dragon Warrior and I have a deal.
你少管闲事 Mind your own business,
- 老松鼠 - 师傅才不是什么老松鼠 - squirrel. - Master Shifu is not a squirrel.
我是 小熊猫 I'm a red panda.
还别说 跟你挺般配 You know what? I love that for you.
阿宝 这事你决定 Po, this is your decision.
我相信你的决定一定不会让乌龟大师失望 But I think you know what choice Master Oogway would want you to make.
谢谢几位招待啊 Thanks for the free stay.
- 你要去哪 - 托儿所给一星 - What are you doing? - Little dank for a day care.
站住 Wait!
派出所给五星 Not bad for a jail.
- 她上哪去 - 你给我回来 - Where is she going? - You can't leave.
放心 我很快送她回来 Don't worry, I'll have her back
保证没有人会发现 before you even know she was gone.
你的使命应该是传道授业 传递薪火 You are supposed to be passing along wisdom and inspiring hope!
就当我作为神龙大侠最后一次历练 Just think of it as one last Dragon Warrior adventure.
我去去就回 帮我跟爹爹们带个好 I'll be back soon. Tell my dads I love 'em.
再见了就 I can't hear you anymore! Bye!
重新获得自由的感觉真是太好了 Yeah! It sure is good to be a free fox again.
你这痒痒挠不错 That's a good back scratcher.
- 拿来 - 嘿 - Yoink! - Hey!
这玩意真能打开封印灵界的大门 So, does this really unlock the door to the Spirit Realm?
没你想的那么简单 It doesn't work like that.
想要得到它的力量 就必须要把它给出去 It has to be given in order to gain its powers.
懂了 给是为了得 Gotcha. Given to gain.
那你把它给我呗 So, can I have it?
哎 你把我当什么了 No! What do you take me for?
冤大头啊 An easy mark.
啥是冤大头 What's an easy mark?
就是特别好偷的对象 Someone who's easy to steal from,
因为他们特热情 特没戒心 就像你 usually because they're generous and too trusting. Like you.
哈 过奖了 Aw, thank you.
我听说那魅影妖后胃大如牛 I heard The Chameleon is a monster
狮子老虎跟他那都算是小鸡喂他 with an appetite of a thousand predators,
最爱吃的就是熊猫 and her favorite food is panda.
江湖传言 They say
这个魅影妖后精通各种邪门妖术 this Chameleon character has magical powers.
她的名字你敢连喊3遍 If you say her name three times,
半夜她就会来抓你 she'll take you away in the night!
魅影妖后能变成任何人的模样 The Chameleon can shape-shift to look like anyone,
包括你 even you.
也包括你 Or you.
李叔叔 李叔叔 Mr. Li! Mr. Li!
是真的吗 Is it true?
阿宝这次要打败一个会幻术的坏蛋 Po's going to take down an evil sorceress?
那个魅影妖后吗 The-- The Chameleon?
是啊 Well,
神龙大侠的事永远忙不完 a Dragon Warrior's work is never done.
老李 你说阿宝带着这么个犯人 Li, I'm thinking Po teaming up with a convicted felon
去打一个会幻术的坏蛋 to take down an evil sorceress
这事我是越想心里就越慌啊 wasn't such a great idea.
别慌 咱们阿宝下到妖魔上到半仙 Relax. Po has faced demons, demigods,
什么样的对手没见过 and everything else in between.
不都搞定了吗 He's always come out on top.
倒也是 你说的对 You're right. You're right.
可你要是错了呢 But what if you're wrong?
放宽心 平哥 不就是个玩幻术的 能坏到哪去 Calm down, Ping. How bad can one evil sorceress be?
她谁呀 也敢差使爷几个 Who is she to summon us?
给咱们下马威 Classic power move.
咱们几个可是刺柏城鼎鼎大名的帮派老大呀 We're the heads of Juniper City's most prominent crime families.
她就是条做梦吞大象的蛤蟆眼四脚蛇 And she's just some bug-eyed, power-hungry reptilian runt.
别忘了她还会使用幻术 You left out the evil sorceress part.
以前咱们多威风 We used to run this city.
现在抢来的钱还得上交她一份 Now we pay her half the money we swindle.
坏事干得好好的 全被她搅和了 It's like a criminal can't make an honest living anymore.
那我们要怎么办呢 Yeah, but what could we do?
联手一块把他打倒 Together, we can take her down.
你疯了 她是变形高手 Are you nuts? She's a shape-shifter.
没准她就藏在我们当中 She could be at this very table,
谁都没看出来 and we'd have no idea.
直说了吧 For all we know,
你是魅影妖后 you're The Chameleon.
你是魅影妖后 Or you're The Chameleon.
- 又或者说 - 不会吧 - Or maybe... - No.
- 也许 - 别说了 - Maybe... - Don't say it.
- 我才是魅影妖后 - 都叫你别说了 - ...I'm The Chameleon. - I said don't say it.
我们刚才说的那些都是胡话 We obviously spoke out of turn.
请您原谅 Sorry, Chameleon.
没事 不用道歉 No, no. Don't apologize.
你们几个的帮派都是靠着压榨弱小发家 You and your families prospered by preying upon the weak,
现在被别人压榨了 心里自然不是滋味 so it doesn't feel good when you're the one being squeezed.
更何况压榨你们的还是 Especially when the one doing the squeezing
区区一条做梦吞大象的 is just a "bug-eyed, power-hungry"...
后面是什么来着 What was the rest?
蛤蟆眼四脚蛇 Reptilian runt.
现在这条四脚蛇还想要更多的 Well, this "reptilian runt" wants more.
刺柏城都归你了 You already have the city.
到底还想要什么 What else could you possibly want?
我一直有一个特别的心愿 I have something special in mind.
很快就要实现 I'm very close to achieving it.
现在就等着血月 As close as the blood moon.
血月 那不就是后天 But the blood moon is two nights away.
时间不多了 要花的钱却一分不少 So little time, so many expenses.
所以我把这个月的保护费 Which is why I'll need to increase
涨到 你们盈利的6成 this month's tribute to 60%.
不干 No.
你刚才说什么 What was that now?
我说 我不敢不从 I mean no disrespect.
不用害怕 Don't worry.
我原谅你 当面顶撞 背后中伤 I forgive you for the impudence and the backstabbing.
甚至口出狂言 想踩到我的头上来 And the blatant disrespect you've shown me,
我都原谅 I forgive.
但我绝不会忘记 But I never forget.
要说我的记性好到什么程度 You might say I have the memory...
- 求您别说 - 我能和大象媲美 - Don't say it. - ...of an elephant.
你是不是觉得我对你们太好了 You think I've pushed you too far?
那你可就错了 Then you, my friend,
你绝对想象不到 can't begin to fathom
我对你们到底能有多好 just how far I can push.
明天日出之前把钱给我带来 I'll expect your tributes by dawn.
什么时候能停下来吃饭啊 Are we gonna stop for lunch soon?
为民除害 就不能因为吃饭停下 Justice doesn't stop for lunch.
不过偶尔吃个点心还是可以的 But it does take the occasional time-out for snackage.
我掰半块饼干给你 Wanna split my almond cookie?
你这样掰半块饼干给我 You're just gonna give me half of your cookie
是因为你心地特别善良吗 out of the goodness of your heart?
- 嗯哼 - 你的葫芦里到底在卖什么药 - Uh-huh. - What's the catch? The rub? The bamboozle?
我没听明自 The "bam-what-le"?
就是坑蒙拐骗各种花招 You know, the fleece. The rook. The flimflam.
你到底吃不吃饼干 Do you want the cookie or not?
我会一直盯着你的 I got my eye on you.
还要走多久才能找到魅影妖后啊 How much farther is it to this "The Chameleon"?
不太远了 Just a little farther.
老李 你大半夜不睡觉扒什么墙头啊 Li! What are you doing out here in the middle of the night?
哎 我我我 Well, I-- I-- I...
出来欣赏一下血月的奇景 didn't wanna miss the blood moon rising.
拉倒吧 还说我操心 你不也一样 Pooh. You are just as worried as I am.
好吧 我承认 All right, all right.
大家都觉得熊猫是悠哉悠哉的傻乐呵 I know pandas come across as calm, gentle and chill,
嘿嘿 可是其实我心里慌得要死 but... ...the truth is I'm kinda freaking out!
我也是啊 So am I.
阿宝那么悠哉悠哉的傻乐呵 Po is just too calm, gentle and chill
怎么斗得过一个会变形的幻术师 to face a shape-shifting sorceress.
会不会被抓住 What if he's captured?
我的儿啊 Our baby!
别慌 别慌 Okay, okay.
论本事他们可能不相上下 Maybe Po has finally met his match,
可有一样东西是阿宝有 but there is still something that he has
而那个魅影妖后 that The Chameleon
- 没有的 - 是什么 - does not. - What's that?
咱俩 Us.
走吧 赶紧找咱们的儿子去 Now, let's go find our son.
阿宝 别出事啊 I hope Po's okay.
跟你说老李 有一位鹅大师曾经说过 You know, Li, a wise goose once said,
心急那是喝不了热面汤滴 "Worrying doesn't make the broth boil any faster."
哪个鹅大傻说的 Who was that idiot?
我呀 我就是那个鹅大傻 哦不 鹅大师 Me, of course. I was the wise goose.
我头一回见到那么大的村子 That's the biggest village I've ever seen.
那不是村子 That's no village.
那是刺柏城 That's Juniper City.
魅影妖后就在那吧 That's where I'll find The Chameleon?
坐个船就到了 Just a boat ride away.
然后我给你送到她家大门口 And I'm gonna lead you right to her front door.
真有船夫愿意送咱们过去吗 Are you sure we'll find a boat captain in there?
只要给够钱 For the right price,
天涯海角这帮贪财鬼都能送咱们去 those cutthroats will take us anywhere we want to go.
实在不行 咱们还可以来招顺爪牵羊 Of course, we could always opt for the four-finger discount.
不许偷东西 No stealing.
快乐兔酒馆 "The Happy Bunny Tavern".
名字挺喜庆啊 Well, that sounds inviting.
有谁丢兔子了吗 Anybody lose a rabbit?
快点搅啊 Stir faster!
欢迎二位光临 快乐兔酒馆 Welcome to the Happy Bunny Tavern.
我来找船夫 I'll find us a ride.
你看看这有啥吃的 Maybe you can get us some food.
记住 别惹事 And stay out of trouble.
大哥 你们玩什么呢 Hey, what you guys playing?
玩麻将 这可玩的很大 Mah-jongg. And the stakes are high.
带我一个呗 Can I play?
不过你们可得手下留情 Surely you'll go easy on a beginner,
我不太会玩麻将 'cause I'm very beginning.
- 小二 - 客官要啥 - Hey there. - What can I get you?
- 找个船夫 去刺柏城 - 你找他 - A boat ride to Juniper City. - Ask this guy.
- 他是谁 - 他是船夫 - Who's he? - He's the captain.
多谢 Thanks.
哦 我怎么又赢了 I win again.
新手果然运气好 Beginner's luck, I guess.
你还敢说你不会玩 Never played before?
怎么 你想诬赖我出老千啊 I'm sorry, are you accusing me of cheating?
叫你们掌柜出来 我要投诉 I would like to speak to the manager, please.
我就是这的掌柜 I am the manager.
租船送你去刺柏城没问题 但是你别带来路不明的人 I'll give you a boat ride to Juniper City, but I won't carry anything illegal.
我可不想找麻烦 I don't want any trouble.
哈哈哈 我是麻烦的克星啊 Trouble runs from me.
钱要翻一倍 Then it'll cost you double.
什么意思 I'm confused.
那我要真找点麻烦呢 Should I have said that I like trouble?
真找麻烦 那钱要翻两倍 In that case, it'll cost you triple.
呃 那我还是按翻一倍算吧 Maybe we can go back to the double price?
行了 就这么定了 You got a deal.
太好了 我说我该跟你俩谁握手 Great. Do I shake his hand or your hand?
客官还要再来点什么吗 Can I get anything else for you, ma'am?
要 全都再来一份 Yes. Everything, again.
那汤不要了 Except for the broth.
一点味都没有 It was very bland.
还不喝点酒 Keep stirring!
哇哦 我点菜也喜欢点一桌 Whoa! One of everything is my go-to order.
- 你哪来这么多钱 - 你放心 - But how did you pay for this? - Legally.
这钱来得堂堂正正 Lawfully. Fair and square.
真厉害你 I'm proud of you.
哎呀天不早了 Wow! Look at the time.
咱们还得上那哪 找那谁 干那啥呢 Remember we have to do that thing down by the place with that guy?
居然敢上我开的酒馆里来吃霸王餐 好大的胆子 Did you actually think you could grift a meal out of me?
咱们这里是不是有什么误会 There's gotta be some sort of misunderstanding here.
看来我压根就不应该相信你会学乖 And apparently, I'm the one misunderstanding.
作为赔罪 今天这顿饭我们请吧 Please allow us to pay for our meal and yours too.
我现在就只想要… I'm only hungry for...
- 吃包子 - 宰了你们 - Dumplings? - ...vengeance!
那好啊 放马过来吧 Well, then, come and get it.
不不不 别听她的 别放马过来 No! No, no, no! Don't come and get it!
给我废了他们 Destroy them!
抓住了 I got it!
这就好了 There you go.
这儿安全 All better.
好了 Come on! Gotcha.
快点搅 Keep stirring!
我不客气了 I'll take that.
现在物归原主了 Think this belongs to you.
不许偷东西 No stealing!
现在扮好人 晚了一点吧 Yeah, I think it's a little too late for that.
做好事 永远都不嫌晚啊 It's never too late to do the right thing.
大家上啊 Get them!
危险 Watch out!
走你 Skadoosh!
啊 这招绝了 你教教我吧 Whoa. Nice move. You gotta teach me that.
今天就是你的死期 You die, panda!
谁想出来把酒馆到悬崖上的 Who designs a tavern on a cliff?
早知道少吃几个包子就好了 I shouldn't have eaten all those dumplings.
开船啦 Sail ho!
后退 都往后退 Back up! Move, move, move!
魅影妖后会不会已经知道咱们要去了 Not that I'm worried, but... what if The Chameleon knows we're coming?
她能变来变去神出鬼没 Why, she could be anywhere, anyone.
老李 你好歹是熊 能不能不要这么怂啊 Li, would you please show a little backbone?
对不起 我从小就这副怂样 改不了了 I'm sorry, but bravery was never really my specialty.
心里怂一点没事 You don't have to be brave.
你装的大胆一点就行了 You just have to act brave.
不就装大胆吗 Act brave?
没问题 Got it.
- 别松手 - 你别撒手 - Hold on! - Hold me, Ping!
我不想死在这 It's all been for nothing!
- 相信我 - 平哥 我还年轻 - Please, no. - I'm too young!
我装大胆还像吗 How was that for acting brave?
多练练 Keep working on it.
哎 刺柏城 马上就可以回家了 真好 Juniper City. It's going to be great to be back home again.
你家里人也住这 Does your family live there too?
那倒好了 They would.
可惜我没有家人 If I had a family.
孤儿想在城里混出来可不容易 It wasn't easy being a little fox in a big city.
为了生存 只能不择手段 So I had to survive any way I could.
当小偷 当乞丐 当骗子 Grifting. Shilling. Gaffing.
给我站住 Stop running!
我叫你站住 Stop running!
哦 原来你也是孤儿啊 Whoa, you're an orphan?
和我一样 So am I.
至少以前是 Well, I mean I was.
先是鹅老爹收养了我 My goose dad adopted me,
后来我熊猫老爹也来了 and then later, my panda dad found me.
有鹅爹 有熊猫爹 Goose dads, panda dads.
你别说 还真是无奇不有 Guess it takes all kinds.
是吧 娘 Right, Mom?
后来有人收留了我 Then, one day, a local took me in.
给了我一个家 Put a roof over my head,
让我不再挨冻 不再挨饿 gave me clothes to wear, food to eat.
打那以后我就不再是孤儿了 After that, I was never alone again.
咱们都是幸运儿 I guess we both got lucky.
算是吧 哎 I guess.
问你个事 Hey, tell me something.
之前在鹅平谷的时候 Back in the Valley of Geese...
- 和平谷 - 那只愤怒的小松鼠为什么… - Peace. - ...what did that angry little squirrel mean...
小熊猫 Red panda.
你的使命是找到你的传人 ...when he said you had to find your successor?
因为我要去当灵魂宗师了 Now that I'm supposed to become Spiritual Leader,
所以得找个合适的人接替我 I have to find a worthy successor to take over
当神龙大侠 as the Dragon Warrior.
当大侠多爽 Once you're on top,
- 你不想放弃是吧 - 不是 我… - that's where you wanna stay, right? - No, it's just that--
就是 我不懂怎么当灵魂宗师 What do I know about being a Spiritual Leader?
我连一句有哲理的话都想不出来 I can't even come up with one of those cool-sounding proverbs.
生活最大的敌人就是 呃 "Life's greatest enemy is"...
是什么呢 楼梯 I don't know. Stairs?
挺好呀 Okay.
谁都知道 时间是生活最大的敌人 Everyone knows life's greatest enemy is time.
可能大家都习惯守着熟悉的生活 I guess it's just easier to hold on to the life you know
害怕换种新生活 than move on to the one you don't.
你说的很有哲理啊 Hey, that was pretty good.
没错 Yeah.
我看她才应该去当和平谷的灵魂宗师 Maybe she should be the Spiritual Leader of the Valley of Geese.
这家伙真把酒当水喝啊 Whoa, that guy. He drinks like a fish.
这算不算酒驾 Should he be driving?
按照您的吩咐 We've come to pay tribute,
我们把钱都带来了 as you requested.
怎么就这点 Looks a little light.
回去再给我多拿一些 Go back out and get me more!
- 还要 - 这… - More? - But--
这也太难了 But, Chameleon--
快去 不然就再让你们尝尝滚楼梯的滋味 Go! Before I toss you down another flight of stairs.
实现天命的这一天终于要来了 At last, my destiny approaches.
我的地盘将从刺柏城扩张 拿下每一个城镇每一个村落 I'll expand my rule from Juniper City to every city and town and village
直到拿下和平谷乃至全天下 from here to the Valley of Peace and beyond!
到时我魅影妖后的大名将无人不知 无人不晓 They will all know the name of The Chameleon!
醒醒 别睡了 Wake up! Wake up!
啊 小真 Zhen!
我做预知梦了 I had a vision.
我看到魅影妖后了 I saw The Chameleon.
她打算占领所有城镇 还要占领和平谷 She's gonna take over cities and towns and the Valley of Peace.
预知梦 A vision?
在你睡觉的时候 就是普通的梦吧 While you were asleep? I'm pretty sure that's just a dream.
不是普通的梦 Not a dream,
是预知 除非是昨晚的包子馊了 a vision. Either I had a bad dumpling before I went to sleep,
不然就是神龙大侠的神力 or it's a Dragon Warrior thing.
得赶紧去找魅影妖后打败她 We got to get to The Chameleon and take her down.
想找她 那简单 Well, then you're in luck.
欢迎来到刺柏城 Welcome to Juniper City.
在这里 你可以自由的去追求你的梦想 This is the place where you can be whatever you wanna be,
尽情去做你想做的事 do whatever you wanna do,
放手去 去偷你想偷的东西 and steal whatever you wanna steal.
有人就想当小偷 If that's your thing.
我可什么都没看见 That came out of nowhere.
- 让开 - 抱歉 - Look out! - Sorry!
- 让一下 - 我这辈子都没见过这么多人赶路 - Out of the way! - I've never seen so much traffic before.
和平谷没有赶着去办事的时候吗 You don't have rush hour in the Valley of Peace?
和平谷没有要赶着去办的事 No one's ever in that much of a rush. Oof.
快来 Come on!
回家的感觉真好 Well, sure is good to be home again.
这街道 这声音 The sights. The sounds.
这味道 The smells.
这是馄饨的乐园吗 It's a wonton wonderland!
阿宝 阿宝 阿宝 Po. Po!
快醒醒 Focus!
天底下没有比这更好的地方了 This city is the most amazing place I've ever seen!
以前确实挺好的 I used to feel the same way
可惜被魅影妖后嚯嚯了 until The Chameleon got her claws into it.
今晚就去收拾魅影妖后 Tonight, we take down The Chameleon.
太好了 我带你去 Yeah. I'll show you
那个老妖婆暗中统治全城的老巢 where this villainous sorceress lurks as she dominates the city.
她的老巢是不是那个俯瞰全城的塔楼 Is she lurking in that villainous tower dominating the city?
你怎么知道 How'd you know?
打过的坏蛋多了就有经验了 Not my first time taking down a villain.
那就快走吧 Let's keep moving.
小真来了 Hey, Zhen!
小真好啊 Heya, Zhen.
好久没见你了 Long time no see.
你好啊 小真 How you doing, Zhen?
呦 你还是个红人呢 Wow, you're quite the local celeb.
还行吧 毕竟我的美貌也是难得一见 Yeah, well, let's just say a face like mine is hard to forget.
什么 What?
你是个通缉犯 You're a wanted criminal?
你好像很意外 You sound surprised.
这很意外吗 Is this surprising?
我可没觉得意外 I don't think this is surprising.
你从没说过你是个通缉犯 You never mentioned you were wanted.
没事啦 他们忙着呢 才没空来找我 Don't worry. The law has better things to do than look for me.
你在这呢 Hey, fox.
我们找你很久了 We've been looking for you.
最近大概有空啊 Must be a slow workweek.
我来跟他们说 I'll handle this.
两位官爷早啊 Morning, officers.
在下神龙大侠 Dragon Warrior here.
这只狐狸是陪我来办神龙大侠的差事的 The fox and I are here on official Dragon Warrior biz.
什么神龙 Dragon who?
什么大侠 Warrior what?
神龙大侠呀 Dragon Warrior.
没听过 真没有 Anyone? Nothing?
那这个名字你们应该听过 Perhaps you know me better as...
在下功夫熊猫 the Kung Fu Panda!
不是 等会 Wait, wait!
- 哈哈哈 这家伙满嘴放炮 - 别走啊 - Can you believe that guy? - Aw, come on!
行了 你的招咱们试过了 现在轮到我了 Okay, so we tried it your way. Now we try it mine.
等等 你要干什么 Wait, what's your way--
抱歉 Sorry.
快点 快点 快点 Come on, come on, come on, come on!
法网恢恢 疏而不漏 You can't run away from the law.
别忘了你还是个通缉犯 You're a wanted criminal!
看呐 这上面的通缉犯可不止我一个呀 Yeah? Well, it looks like I'm not the only one.
哇 大城市的节奏还真是快呀 Wow. City life really is fast-paced.
咱们得马上离开这 We gotta get out of here
否则他们会… before they call for...
叫援军 ...backup.
真是牛山牛海啊 That's a lot of bull.
快跑 Run!
往前跑 别回头 Let's go, let's go!
来吧 Let's go.
我掉下去了 I'm falling...
没有…用了 very slowly.
抱歉 Sorry.
他们在那 There they are!
你显摆你会敲鼓吗 We don't have time for a drum solo!
被包围了 We're trapped.
已经不老远了 It isn't much farther now.
你老说不老远了 可每次都还老远 You always say that, and it's always so much farther.
哇 这是什么地方啊 Whoa. What is this place?
生我养我的地方 Home sweet home.
刺柏城 坑蒙拐骗偷 能折腾的都住这了 Some of the best crooks and criminals in all of Juniper City live here.
小心 这帮家伙能把你偷的裤衩都不剩 Careful. These guys will steal your pants right off ya, and you'll never know it.
哎 烟花爆竹小孩可不能随便玩哦 Now, you kids be careful with those fireworks.
所以他们都是你的好朋友啊 So you're friends with all these people?
是相亲相爱一家人 They're practically family.
小真 Zhen!
啊 我不是在做梦吧 Is that really you?
老韩 我的老恩师 Han, my old mentor.
我就知道你总有一天要回到这个贼窝来 I always knew someday you'll find your way home back to the den.
你回来 And when you did...
我必须得让你觉得宾至如归 ...I'd be sure to give you a proper homecoming.
一家人啊 Family?
更像远房表亲 More like distant cousins.
大家说怎么处置她 All right. How should we do this?
是要给她个痛快 Quick and painless?
还是慢慢的折磨 Or slow and painful?
慢慢的折磨 Slow and painful.
好嘞 小崽子们 咱们就慢慢的折磨 All right, you little scamps. Slow and painful it is.
这么做你会后悔的 You really don't wanna do this.
为什么 And why is that?
因为但凡你想动我哪怕一根毫毛 Because if you so much as lay one claw on me,
都得先问问… you're gonna have to answer to...
神龙大侠答不答应 the Dragon Warrior.
不答应 不答应 Warrior, warrior, warrior, warrior, warrior.
你说谁 Who?
好家伙 难道我的传说只在地方流行吗 Man. Are my adventures really that regional?
让他们见识见识 Introduce them, Po,
你的拳头 to your fists.
记住 阿宝 守护和平的方法并不是只有痛揍对手 Remember, Po, there are other ways to bring peace than by kicking butt.
别闹了 说这个管用吗 Come on. Really? Now?
认真的 没闹啊 Yes, now.
等一下 我内心里的师傅们没有不同意见吗 Hold on. Shouldn't my inner Shifus have differing opinions?
- 在对于你的看法上 - 我们两个达成了一致 - We are in total agreement... - With our mutual disappointment...
没救了 ...in you.
等等 Wait.
动粗不能带来任何好处 He who resorts to violence now...
忍一时不快 可得一世痛快 will only find more violence later.
所以你的意思是 只要我们现在忍住不揍小真 So what you're saying is, if we don't hurt Zhen a little now...
以后我们就能揍个痛快 We can hurt her a lot later.
什么 不 不是这么说的 What? No, that's not what I said.
对呀 用一时的不快换一世的痛快 值了 Yes! And more violence later is better than less violence now.
不不不 我觉得你们从本质上压根没理解我的意思啊 No, no. I think you're misunderstanding the fundamental point of--
一世的痛快 More violence!
痛快的我肚子都叫唤了 Violence makes my tummy tingle.
你别说啊 这熊猫说的还挺有道理 You know, that panda makes a lot of good points.
- 我很喜欢 - 痛快 痛快 痛快 - I like it. - Violence, violence, violence.
别别别别走 No, no, no! Wait!
都回来 Come back!
让我再说点别的至理名言 I'll come up with better wisdom.
你那些名言还是再琢磨琢磨吧 You have got to workshop those proverbs.
- 呃 功夫熊猫 - 没听过 - The Kung Fu Panda? - Nope.
老平老李家的儿子 The son of Mr. Ping and Li?
这俩名字满大街都是 Those are both very common names.
- 乌龟大师的传人 - 没听过 - Mentored by Oogway? - Sorry.
你没听过师傅的徒弟啊 Trained by Master Shifu?
- 你说师傅 - 你知道 - Master Shifu? - Aha!
知道大家都听说过传奇的师傅 Everyone's heard of the legendary Master Shifu.
但没听过你 But not you.
谁刚说我是传奇的吗 有品位 Did someone say "legendary"? Bring it in.
我说老韩 Look, Han.
咱们是有不对付的地方 我是真没辙了 I know we've had our differences, but I'm really in a jam here,
就指着你帮我一把 and I was hoping you could help me out.
我们就是想找个地方躲躲 等风头过去就行了 We just need someplace to lie low for a while until the heat cools off.
我为什么要帮你 And why should I help you?
因为在你坚硬的外表下 Because deep down beneath that iron-scaled exterior
有一颗柔软的心 is a good-hearted soul
一直把我当做相亲相爱的一家人 who still thinks of me as one of the family?
好吧 Fine.
要是你们明晚还不走 我会亲自叫捕快来抓你 But if you're still here by nightfall, I'm calling the bulls myself.
睡个好觉 Sleep tight.
所以今晚咱们得打败魅影妖后 So tonight, we take down The Chameleon.
等你拿回裤衩再出发 After you get your pants back.
没礼貌 你们真是… Not cool! You guys--
这样不好 快还给我 Come on! Give them back.
这裤衩是定制的 Those are custom.
话说这地方看起来可不怎么好惹啊 Yeah, this place doesn't look very friendly.
我觉得根本就不用担心 I'm sure everything is fine.
这是一间饭馆 This is a restaurant.
我跟他们同行 我们的语言可都是相通的 These are my people. We speak the same language.
在这等我 You wait here.
各位大侠 Salutations!
好啊 不好意思 打扰一下 I'm so sorry to interrupt.
哈哈 都吃着呢 I know you're having a good time,
那什么 其实我就是想问问 是不是有只熊猫来过 but I was wondering if a panda happened to be passing by these parts?
确实有只熊猫来过 There was a panda here.
你认识他 You know him?
认识他 我是他爹好吗 Know him? Why, I'm his dad!
不好 不好 不好 No, no, no, no, no, no.
你儿子把我的酒馆给砸了 你得给我赔钱 You need to pay for what your son did to my tavern.
我儿子不可能无缘无故这么做的 My boy wouldn't have done this for no reason.
是不是你的老汤该提提味啊 Is it possible your broth was bland?
你尝尝 Try it.
不要不要 No, no!
这汤真的太有味了 The broth smells excellent.
真的不需要再放什么了 尤其是别放我 You should not add a single thing, especially not me!
给我放开那只鹅 Hands off the goose.
那熊猫回来了 The panda's back.
- 是他回来了 - 是他回来了 - He's back? - He's back?
不是 No.
但你们很快就会希望是他回来了 But you're about to wish he was,
他在你们这闹的这些动静跟我一比 'cause if you think he made a mess of this place,
那就是九牛一毛 you have no idea what I'm capable of.
他的一身本事都是跟我学的 Everything he learned, he learned from me.
除了一样东西 仁慈 Except one thing. Mercy.
也不知道他是跟谁学的 反正我没那玩意 I don't know where he got that, because I don't believe in it.
现在你们面前有两条路可走 Now, this can go one of two ways.
选好走的呢 你们就告诉我他在哪 The easy way, in which you tell me where he is,
选不好走的 or the hard way,
你们还是得告诉我他在哪 in which you tell me where he is,
就怕你想说时说不清了 but it's hard to understand what you're saying
因为你的牙全都没了 because you have no teeth.
麻将 Mah-jongg.
我一直把麻将当早饭吃 I eat mah-jongg tiles for breakfast!
你别动了 Stay there!
我儿子在哪 Where's our son?
他坐船去刺柏城了 He took a boat to Juniper City.
哪个方向 Which way?
有一位鹅大傻曾经说过 You know, a wise goose once--
- 咱们该撤了 - 好 走啊 - Time to go. - Yeah. Right.
好的 咱们再来一次 Okay, let's try this again.
汤锅搅拌 热锅翻炒 颠勺上菜 然后 我打 Stir the pot, roll the wok, serve the dish, and ska-blam!
奇怪 这招式都完了 金龙怎么还没出来 Hey, where's the golden dragon that's supposed to shoot out?
扫帚里飞不出金龙呢 Not gonna happen with a broom.
我这架势还行吧 Yeah? Still not bad though.
还行 要后搅绊 翻高点 最后要说"走你" Yeah. But stir later, roll higher, and the word is "skadoosh."
"走你"不算词吧 "Skadoosh" isn't a word.
"我打"就算吗 And "ska-blam" is?
我打 Ska-blam!
不得不说 你跟我遇到过的其他大师不一样 I gotta say, you're not like any of the other masters I've met.
对 我知道 熊猫是挺常见的 Yeah, I know. There's not a lot of pandas.
不 我的意思是你很善良 No, you're, like, a good guy.
听好了 吉时已到 Listen up. The coast is clear.
扒手们 上街干活吧 Thieves, hit the streets.
你们俩 And you two,
赶紧给我消失 get out of my sight.
我知道我说过会送你到魅影妖后家大门口 I know I promised that I'd lead you right to The Chameleon's front door,
但是后门更好操作一些 but the back door seems a little more practical.
我得说 小真 你真是一只讲信用的狐狸 I gotta say, Zhen, you really are a fox of your word.
这不是啃剩下的桃核吗 A chewed-up peach pit?
这颗桃子是乌龟大师的天慧桃树上的 One from Master Oogway's peach tree of heavenly wisdom.
算是和平谷的象征 It's a Valley of Peace thing.
他提醒我 每个桃核都有潜力长成参天大树 It's supposed to remind me that every pit holds the promise of a mighty tree.
或许它也能启发你 Maybe it'll do the same for you.
你真的要去吗 Are you sure you wanna do this?
有一位灵魂宗师曾经说过 As a wise Spiritual Leader once said,
你要是不主动去找对手 怎么把对手揍得满地找牙呢 how may one kick butt, if one doesn't seek a butt to kick?
你的脑回路可真清奇 You're a real piece of work, you know that?
谢谢 等等 Thank you.
你这是夸我呢还是损我呢 Wait, was that a compliment or an insult?
你猜 Yes.
哦呦 Whoa.
你见过我儿子吗 Have you seen our son?
- 没有 - 没有 - Sorry. - Sorry.
- 没有 - 没有 - Nope. - Nah.
拜托 你就说你见过吧 Tell us you've seen our son.
他们怎么走了 你都说见过了 Wait, why are they leaving? You said yes.
平哥快看 阿宝来过这 Hey, look. Po was here.
厉害了 老李 你怎么看出来的 Amazing, Li, but how can you tell?
熊猫就能发现别人发现不了的 来吧 前面 We pandas have a gift for seeing what others cannot.
还能发现别的线索呢 Come on. There may be more clues up ahead.
真服了 Oh... Why?
可真够悬的 That was close.
小心 Look out!
- 阿宝 - 往后退 - Po! - Stand back.
妈哎 Whoa!
这样不行啊 It's no use.
- 你拿个什么东西把它撬起来 - 给 用我的法杖 好了 - We gotta brace it with something. - Here, use my staff.
往后退 我要抬了 All right, stand back. Here I go.
小真 Zhen?
你要把我的法杖拿到哪去啊 Where are you taking my staff?
你说的是我的法杖 I think you mean my staff?
你把它给了小真 小真又把它给了我 You gave it to Zhen, and now Zhen has given it to me.
"给"才能"得" 这就是它的奥妙吧 "Given to gain," I believe, is how it works?
小真你说的对 You were right, Zhen.
他果然是个冤大头 He was an easy mark.
小真 Zhen...
街头混混第一条 谁都不能相信 First rule of the streets: Never trust anyone.
这是我教的 I taught her that.
你还真以为我的弟子会拿你当朋友 And you thought my apprentice was your friend?
你的弟子 Apprentice?
是她那时候收留了你吗 She's the one that took you in?
是她一生最大的荣幸 Best thing that ever happened to her.
你是没看见她被我收留之前有 多落魄 吃不饱 You should have seen the little guttersnipe before I found her.
穿不暖 Mangy and half-starved,
只能和那些贼窝里的败类为伍 hanging out with those rejects from the Den of Thieves.
她无所畏惧 She had no fear.
潜力无限 Such potential.
我收留了她 So I took her in.
我造就了今天的她 I made her what she is today.
给我站直点 Stand up straight.
遵命 师傅 Yes, master.
所以你费了这么大的劲 就是为了要这把天慧法杖 So you went through all of this just to get me to give you the Staff of Wisdom?
为什么 Why?
我其实也是从底层爬上来的 我梦想着登上更高的巅峰 I, too, came from humble beginnings and dreamed of becoming something more.
我想要得到尊重和权力 I wanted respect and power.
我想成为一代宗师 精通武学 I wanted to be a master of kung fu.
精通啥 Say what?
无数的门派都曾经无情的将我拒之门外 I was turned away from every training hall I went to.
他们嫌弃我太矮小 太卑微 They would say I was too small, too lowly,
说我命中注定没有学武的天分 and that kung fu was not my destiny.
既然如此 我就另辟蹊径 And so, I chose a different path.
学习幻术 Sorcery.
不断成长 I grew.
脱胎换骨 I excelled.
终于得到了梦寐以求的一切 And I got everything I had ever dreamed of.
可你还是没有学会功夫 Everything except kung fu.
我能变成大龙的样子 但我并不会他的功夫 Just because I can look like Tai Lung doesn't mean I can fight like him.
你看阿宝 虽然功夫是靠身体施展 You see, Po, kung fu may be performed by the body,
但它的奥秘却隐藏在灵魂中 but its secrets are housed in the spirit.
既然现在我有了去灵界的方法 And now that I have access to the Spirit Realm--
你要去偷走大龙的功夫 You're gonna steal Tai Lung's kung fu.
不光是他的 还要过去所有邪恶宗师的功夫 His and those of every master villain that came before me.
一旦成功 天底下就再也没有人敢小瞧我了 And once I do, no one will dare underestimate me again.
可我还喘着气呢 You forgot about me.
别费劲了 阿宝 Don't bother, Po.
我在这个牢笼上施加了一种十分古老的法术 威力强大无比 Those bars are enchanted with some very old and very powerful magic.
就算有十个神龙大侠都不一定能冲破 You'd need at least ten Dragon Warriors to get through them.
既然不能冲出去 Then I won't go through them.
那就从地下绕过去 I'll go under them.
还真是一点都不让人省心 Well, that's frustrating for all sorts of reasons.
- 阿宝 - 小真 - Po! - Zhen?
我的法杖 快把它还我 My staff! Hand it over.
对不起 我骗了你 我…我没办法违抗她 I'm so sorry I lied to you. I was just doing what I was told.
阿宝 Po!
小真 Zhen?
不 No!
干得好 小真 Well done, Zhen.
你没说你会伤他性命 You never said you were gonna hurt him.
街头混混的第二条原则是什么 What's the second rule of the streets?
流血在所难免 Someone always gets hurt.
那就让别人替你流 And make sure it's never you.
我就是希望能有别的办法 I just wish there had been another way.
第三条原则是 Third rule of the streets?
第三条 Third rule?
也是最重要的一条原则 Some would say it's the most important:
没人会在意你是怎么想的 No one is interested in your feelings.
跟上 还要去灵界抢功夫呢 Chop-chop! We have a Spirit Realm to plunder.
笑一笑 And smile.
苦瓜脸可不讨喜 Nobody likes a grouch.
真搞不懂你这身坏毛病都是跟谁学的 Honestly, Zhen, I don't know where you pick up such bad habits.
要是能… If I could--
好巧啊 Hey there.
你撒手啊 Get off me!
儿子 Son!
我不会飞啊 Now save me.
好儿子 Hi, Son.
别害怕儿子 爹来救你了 俩爹都来了 It's okay. We've got you, Po. We've got you.
你们在跟着我 So you followed me.
你鹅爹非要来 It was his idea.
好吧 好吧 俩爹都想来 Okay, okay. It was both our ideas.
爹爹们这么做 都是因为爱你 We only follow because we love.
才怪 你们就是不相信我能行 No, you followed because you didn't believe in me.
再加上爱你 And because we love?
我 是不行 Well, you're right.
我捅了一个大篓子 I screwed up big-time.
都怪我瞎了眼 I trusted the wrong person.
亲手把天慧法杖送到了魅影妖后手里 I gave the Staff of Wisdom right to The Chameleon.
阿宝 儿啊 你这篓子就是女娲娘娘来了都补不了 Po, that was a very big-time screw-up.
要是当初我听师傅的话 留在和平谷里 If only I'd listened to Master Shifu and stayed in the Valley of Peace,
天慧法杖也不会落入贼手 给天下带来大祸 The Chameleon wouldn't have my staff, and none of this would be happening.
都怪我一心只想维持原来的生活 I was just so determined to keep things the way they were.
阿宝 害怕改变是人之常情 Everyone is afraid of change, Po.
爹也怕呀 Even me.
就说我吧 前阵子的时候 There was a time not so long ago
我心里别的啥也不想 就想当和平谷最好的面条师傅 when all I wanted to be was the greatest noodle chef in the valley.
现在不想了 So what happened?
现在我就是和平谷最好的面条师傅 I became the greatest noodle chef in the valley.
确实 It's true.
可同时我也当了爹 But I also became a father.
你的出现彻底改变了我的生活 And nothing... nothing's ever been the same since.
改变不一定就是坏事 Change doesn't always have to be a bad thing.
要不我干嘛一直改咱家面馆那菜单 Why do you think I always change the menu at the restaurant?
要是东西永远一成不变 Because if things stayed the same forever,
那再好的东西都会变得没味 sooner or later, they would lose their flavor.
你鹅爹说的对 He's right, Po.
自从离开村子 我身上也多了几分侠气 Since I left my village, I've become a bit of a warrior.
霸气 胆气 Strong. Brave.
快走 Move it.
这边 This way.
把笼子全都搬过去 快点 Get those cages up there. Come on.
感觉要出事 This looks bad.
要出大事 Really bad.
快点 Move it.
快点 Come on.
瞧你那没出息的样 不会真把那只熊猫当朋友了吧 Don't tell me you were actually starting to become friends with that panda.
什么 没有 我… What? No. It's-It's just--
想达到目的 就要学会利用手边所有可用的棋子 When we want something, we must use whatever is at our disposal to get it.
那只熊猫也是 一枚棋子 That's all that panda was, something to use.
所以你才把我捡回来 我也是你为了达到目的利用的棋子 Is that why you took me in? So I could help you get what you wanted?
小真 Zhen.
我带你回来是因为你有灵性 有狠劲 从不感情用事 I took you in because you were clever and ruthless and unsentimental,
跟我一样 like me.
要是你哪天变得跟我不一样了 And the day you stop being those things
那你就不再有资格当我的棋子 is the day when, yes, you stop being useful to me.
你要是不想让我寒心 就别改变 So for both of our sakes, don't change.
今天晚上 等血月高升悬挂于天穹顶点的时候 Tonight, when the blood moon rises to its highest point in the night sky,
我将开启封印灵界的大门 那时 天下功夫都将尽归我手 I will open the door to the Spirit Realm, and all of its secrets will be mine!
这月亮走的怎么跟乌龟爬似的 Does the blood moon always rise this slowly?
以前好像没有这么慢呢 I seem to remember it rising faster.
有吗 No?
我记错了 Just me?
算了 血月也就那么回事啊 It's just for dramatic effect anyway.
不等了 我要打开灵界的大门了 I think I'm just gonna open the Spirit Realm now.
我召唤大龙 Bring me Tai Lung!
大龙 Tai Lung.
久仰了 Big fan.
你是谁 你怎么会有天慧法杖 Who are you, and what are you doing with that staff?
这法杖是你的一位老朋友给我的 This was given to me by an old friend of yours.
那只胖熊猫 The puffy panda?
哼 阿宝脑子再不好 Po might be an idiot,
也不会心甘情愿把老乌龟的法杖交给你这种货色 but he'd never willingly hand over Oogway's staff to the likes of you.
谁说他是心甘情愿的 Who said anything about willingly?
看来是我太小看你了 Apparently I misjudged you, lizard.
说吧 召唤我来干嘛 Now, why have you brought me back?
我召唤你来 是要你把毕生的武功绝活都传授给我 I summoned you here so that you could teach me your most legendary kung fu moves.
就算天王老子来 我的功夫都不传 I don't share my skills with anyone.
我可不是在求你 It wasn't a request.
太好了 我学会了 Yes, I got it!
我会大龙的点穴神功了 The Tai Lung nerve strike.
快准狠 集一身 The power, the precision.
你对我做了什么 What have you done to me?
你的毕生功夫现在都归我了 All of your kung fu is now mine.
最让人兴奋的是 这才是刚刚开始 And the best part is, I'm just getting warmed up.
我召唤天煞 Bring me General Kai.
我召唤鱼鹰大师 Bring me Master Osprey.
公牛大师 Master Bull.
阿宝 等等 Po, wait!
你别这么固执行不行啊 Please be reasonable.
我不把天慧法杖拿回来我绝不离开 I'm not going anywhere until I get my staff back.
天慧法杖哪有你的命重要啊 No staff is worth your life.
只要我还当一天神龙大侠 As long as I'm still the Dragon Warrior,
就绝不能让别人因为我受伤 I won't let anyone else get hurt because of me.
阿宝 Po!
你还活着 You're alive!
别走 之前是我错了 Please. I made a mistake.
错的是我 不该相信你 So did I. Trusting you.
对不起 I'm sorry.
这也是你师傅让你说的 Did your master tell you to say that too?
她不是我师傅 我跟她彻底掰了 She's not my master. I'm leaving, for good.
我没骗你 It's the truth.
我一直都活在错误里 I was wrong about everything.
你这是干什么 What are you doing?
不让你走 Stopping you.
别来妨碍我 小真 Get out of my way, Zhen.
不行 No.
走开 Move.
那你得先 You want me to move?
打赢我 Move me.
你先是背叛我 现在又要跟我动手 First you betray me, and now you wanna fight me?
你到底想干什么 Why are you doing this?
我不能看着你去送死 To stop you from getting killed.
我送不送死管你什么事 What do you care if I get killed or not?
求你了 阿宝 Please, Po.
你就让我弥补我的错吧 Just let me do one thing right.
需要弥补过错的不只有你一个 You're not the only one who's made some bad choices lately.
你铁了心要去是吗 You're really gonna go through with this, aren't you?
铁了心 'Fraid so.
我就是 说破嘴皮也没用是吗 And there's nothing I can do to talk you out of it?
是这样的 I'm afraid not.
她要比你强的多 You can't beat her, you know.
就算赢不了 You're probably right.
我也要试一下 But I have to try.
你走吧 走得越远越好 Get as far away from this place as you can.
阿宝 Po!
当初就不应该让他来这 We should never have let him come here.
咱这爹当的太差劲了 We are such terrible fathers.
至少你们没骗他 背叛他 At least you didn't lie and betray him.
哎呦 谁敢跟你比啊 你多狠 Well, that's true. You're worse.
我这朋友当的可真差劲 I am a terrible friend.
朋友 这狐狸脸还挺大的 "Friend"? That feels a little generous, no?
要不咱就就算了吧 投降吧 Let's just give up. Surrender.
咱不能让孩子自个面对 We can't let him go in there alone.
咱们还能干啥 What can we do?
咱们三个 单挑他们一支大军吗 There are just three of us against an army.
咱们也可以自己组建一支大军 Then I guess we'll just have to get an army of our own.
嘿 大伙安静 Hey! Listen up, everybody!
都听好了 Quack!
多谢 Thank you.
各位 神龙大侠有难了 The Dragon Warrior's in trouble.
- 谁 - 就是阿宝 - Who? - You know, Po.
那只熊猫 The panda.
不是他 是另一只熊猫 No, no. A different panda.
- 我是他爹 - 我也是他爹 - I'm his father. - I'm also his father.
算了 这不重要 Okay, that doesn't matter.
重要的是我的朋友有难 需要我的帮助 What matters is that my friend's in trouble and he needs my help.
而我需要你们的帮助 So, I need yours.
我们凭啥帮 Why should we help you?
因为… Because--
因为… Because...
这是正义之举 it's the right thing to do.
行了 别笑 Stop it. Stop.
都别笑了 Stop laughing.
我知道你们现在心里肯定在想 Look, I know you think it might be too late
像咱们这种靠走偏门混饭吃的 怎么可能走回正道 for a bunch of cheats, thieves and cutthroats like us to change our ways,
但我一个好朋友说过 做好事永远都不嫌晚 but a good friend once told me it's never too late to do the right thing.
所以你的意思是 现在干越多好事 So what you're saying is, the more right we do now,
以后就可以干越多坏事 the more wrong we can do later.
要是能把魅影妖后拉下马的话 And with The Chameleon out of the way...
我们就能撒开了干坏事了 We can finally do all the wrong we want.
我觉得你们根本没理解我的意思 I-I think you're missing the fundamental point.
坏蛋 坏蛋 Violence, violence, violence.
那咱们就带着一肚子坏水去干一番好事吧 Are you guys ready to do the right thing for the wrong reasons?
你看啊 这个神龙大侠栽跟头就栽在 Now, you see, this mistake this Dragon Warrior fellow made
他太轻敌了 was underestimating his opponent.
我可从不会明知山有虎 偏向虎山行 I never would have walked into such an obvious trap.
嘿 Hey.
你看这个神龙大侠栽跟头 他就栽在… Now, you see, the mistake this Dragon Warrior fellow made was that--
闭上你的嘴 Shut up, Larry.
不行 这三步一看守 两步一哨的 This place is crawling with more guards than I've ever seen.
等找到阿宝就晚了 I'm never gonna get to Po in time.
你去找阿宝 这事我们来搞定 You just get to Po. We'll take care of the guards.
你确定 We will?
我是说…能搞定 I-I mean, we will.
但怎么搞 But how?
这事就交给我吧 Just leave that to me.
天煞 General Kai?
沈王爷 Lord Shen?
全都是我以前的宿敌 是叫宿敌吧… Those are all my old nemesis-es. Nemes-ee. Nemes-i?
这老妖婆把我们的魂魄从灵界拽出来 The Chameleon is pulling spirits from the Spirit Realm
吸走了我们的招式 and draining us of all our moves.
是你的那根法杖给了他力量 And she's using your staff to do it.
我就是来拿回法杖 I'm here to get it back.
就凭你那两下子 I won't hold my breath.
很抱歉 你是哪位 Um, I'm sorry, do I know you?
我是哪位 我是恶霸 Do you know me? It's Scott.
嘴里能喷出火的鳄鱼 The fire-breathing crocodile?
想起来了 恶霸 Right! Scott!
我那天还跟师傅聊起你来着 Master Shifu and I were just talking about you.
熊猫 Panda.
老乌龟瞎了眼才会选你当神龙大侠 Oogway made a mistake choosing you as the Dragon Warrior.
到今天我才真的体会到他到底有多瞎 I just didn't realize how big a mistake it was until now.
哇 大龙 Whoa. Tai Lung?
我一定会拿回法杖 把你的功夫还给你 I'm gonna get that staff back, restore your kung fu,
然后把你们全部送回灵界 and return you all back to the Spirit Realm.
等着瞧 You'll see.
你在我眼里早就信誉扫地了 All I see is a broken promise.
都给我听好了 你们这群二杆子 All right, you bunch of cantankerous Komodos.
傻东西 你们现在有两条路可走 Now, this can go one of two ways.
选好走的呢 就给我乖乖缴械投降 The easy way, in which you surrender willingly,
选不好走的 就把你们打到乖乖缴械投降 or the hard way, where you surrender woundedly.
你们自己选吧 The choice is yours.
开玩笑呢 逗你们玩呢 I was kidding! I was kidding!
谢了 老平 Thanks, Ping.
快跑 Run away!
炸街了 Cannonball!
咋了 是不是太冲了 Is it too spicy?
嗯 不会 要的就是这个冲劲 No. It's got the perfect kick.
我加了人参 这样调出来的桑葚酒保准你上头 Ginseng. That's the secret to my mulberry punch.
那个熊猫说的对 一世的痛快就是痛快 That panda was right. More violence later is better!
拿了我的东西是不是该还回来 I believe you have something that belongs to me.
你就不能干脆点死吗 Can't you even die right?
你就不能慢点杀吗 Can't you even kill wrong?
不对 好像不是这意思 No. Wordplay didn't come together.
我说我的法杖 Now, about that staff...
拿走吧 Take it.
反正我想拿的都已经拿到了 I already have everything I need from it anyway.
我觉得一切都是注定的 I think this was destiny.
虽然你我一场水火不容 可彼此惺惺相惜 A final face-off between formidable adversaries,
但必须生死一战 alike in so many ways.
每个坏蛋跟我套的近乎 要是换成包子的话 If only I had a dumpling for every time
我早开包子铺了 a villain told me how much we had in common.
事实上 It's true.
你我都是一步步走上来的 We've both risen to the highest of heights.
可惜的是这至高的存在容不下两个人 It's a shame only one of us can come out on top.
的确是容不下你 It is a shame, for you.
将幻术和武学结合已经让我天下无敌了 My combined powers of sorcery and kung fu make me unstoppable.
除掉你以后 我的地盘将从刺柏城扩张 拿下每一个… And once I dispense with you, I'll expand my rule from Juniper City to--
拿下每一个城镇 每一个村落 Every other city and town and village
直到拿下和平谷 乃至全天下 from here to the Valley of Peace and beyond.
我知道 Yeah, I know.
你怎么会知道 But how did you know?
我早就预料到了 因为我是神龙大侠 I saw it in a vision because I'm the Dragon Warrior...
至少目前还是 for now at least.
但是 我觉得是时候应该做些改变了 But I've realized that it's probably time I made a change.
你也应该改变 And so should you.
我是魅影妖后 唯一的不变就是变化 I'm The Chameleon. I do nothing but change.
只是表面上而已 Only on the outside.
真正的变化来自内心 Real change happens from within.
要是咱俩真的惺惺相惜 And if we're really as alike as you say,
那就应该放下过去 then maybe we could both let go of who we were
超越自我 更上一层楼 and become something better than we already are.
- 你觉得呢 - 我觉得… - What do you say? - I say...
看吧 我就说吧 Well, I saw that coming.
我们为你骄傲 We're very proud of you.
你用过我们的招了 You tried it our way.
现在用你的招吧 Now try it yours.
好好揍他 Kick her butt.
我早就这么想了 I'm way ahead of you.
大象大师的长鼻翻转 Master Elephant's Trunk Twist.
野猪大师的夺命獠牙 Master Boar's Tusks of Terror.
灰狼大师的狂怒狼牙 Master Wolf's Fangs of Fury.
公牛大师的末日牛角 Master Bull's Horns of Doom.
这是 What?
是不是很眼熟啊 Recognize this move?
我是这么说话的吗 我不是这么说话的吧 Is that how I sound? I don't sound like that, do I?
这些招都不是你学的 是你偷来的 You didn't earn those skills. You just stole them!
攻左 打右 上勾拳 Give him a left, a right, uppercut.
- 我说你站谁 - 我也不知道 我好像站谁都感觉怪怪的 - Which one are you rooting for? - I'm not sure. This is all very confusing.
我比你遇到的所有对手都厉害 I'm stronger than every opponent you've ever faced,
因为我就是你所有的对手 because I am every opponent you've ever faced.
阿宝 我来了 Po!
我得再琢磨一下我的登场姿势 Whoa. I gotta workshop those heroic entrances.
不用 这样就挺好 Nah, it was just right.
我就该把你留在阴沟里 让你自生自灭 I knew I should have left you to rot in the gutter where you belong.
在阴沟也比在你的阴影里强 啊 Better to rot in the gutter than under your thumb.
你们要二打一 Two against one?
这好像不太公平 Well, now, that doesn't seem fair.
看来我也得加些帮手 I'll have to even the odds.
眼镜蛇大师 Master Cobra.
鱼鹰大师 Master Osprey.
蝎子大师 Master Scorpion.
灰狼大师 Master Wolf.
天煞将至 General Kai.
沈王爷 Lord Shen.
乖乖 这也太牛了吧 That is awesome!
疹是疹了点 但是真牛啊 I mean, it's disturbing, but it's awesome.
小真 Zhen!
阿宝 Po!
我以为我们是朋友呢 I thought we were friends.
往后站 Stand back.
我要痛揍自己一顿 I'm gonna kick my butt.
阿宝 你快出来呀 Come on, Po, get out of there.
- 你必须得阻止她 - 我打不过魅影妖后 - You have to do this. - I can't beat The Chameleon.
有位乌龟大师说过… A wise, old tortoise once told me
天都快塌下来了 The fate of the world hangs in the balance,
你还有闲心在这给我灌老乌龟煲的鸡汤 and you're here giving me life advice from a tortoise?
要当桃核 小真 Be the pit, Zhen.
你要当桃核 Be the pit.
你这是想要干什么 And what do you think you're doing?
替阿宝打败你 Finishing what Po started.
你这孩子 还要我提醒你多少遍 Please. How many times do I have to tell you?
站直了 Don't slouch.
忘恩负义的小叫花子 You ungrateful little urchin.
我养你这么多年 你居然为那熊猫跟我掰了 After all I've done for you, you betrayed me for the panda?
街头混混第一条 谁都不能相信 First rule of the streets: Never trust anyone.
哈哈 你赢不了我 你的招数我都清楚 Ha! You can't defeat me. I know all your moves.
除了这一招 Not this one.
翻炒 搅拌 上菜 Roll, stir, serve,
然后 我打 and ska-blam!
赢了 Yes!
混混第二条 流血在所难免 Second rule: Someone always gets hurt.
这招够绝的 Now, that's a cool move.
阿宝 搞了半天 你自己能从笼子里出来 Po! You could have gotten out of that cage anytime you wanted?
你骗我 You faker.
这不叫骗 这叫技巧 It's not faking. It's Method.
再说了 想要让桃核长成桃树的话 Besides, how's a peach pit ever supposed to become a tree
总得给它破土发芽的机会 if you never give it the chance to grow?
话说你刚才应该再搅快点 And, hey, you stirred faster and rolled higher.
再翻高点 还有我再说一遍 最后那词是… But for the last time, the word is...
"走你" ..."skadoosh."
看来老乌龟还不算瞎得太彻底 Maybe Oogway was right about you.
你多少还有点可取之处 You aren't completely useless after all.
你夸得我脸都红了 My gosh. Thank you so much.
哈哈哈那是我儿子 That's my son.
咱们儿子 Our son.
我说你是不是应该把我们送回去 熊猫 I think it's time you send us home, panda.
小真 我还不想死 Zhen, do something!
第三条 没人会在意你怎么想 No one's interested in your feelings.
咱们灵界再会 神龙大侠 See you on the other side, Dragon Warrior.
牢里伙食不好 带上这饭 We packed some food for your time in jail.
可别是最后一顿才好啊 Let's hope it's not your final meal.
谢谢你们了 Thanks, guys.
我在想 等我刑满释放重新获得自由以后 I was thinking, after I serve my time and I'm a free fox again,
我可以开个现在外面特火的针灸铺子 maybe I'll open one of those acupuncture places that are all the rage.
我有个工作更适合你 更能让你施展拳脚 I think you're better suited for a job with a little more room for growth.
翡翠宫 Jade Palace?
她 Her?
放着那么多能当大侠传人的好苗子你不选 Out of all the candidates you choose to train as your worthy successor,
偏偏选这只狐狸 you chose the fox?
这事得看机缘 您说的 You know when you know, you know?
好吧 随便你选谁 别说是贼了 就是选根萝卜 Fine, choose who you want. A thief, a stick, a carrot.
都跟我没关系 I don't even know why I bother.
我要去打坐了 别来烦我 I'm going to go meditate... a lot.
别担心 他会想通的 Don't worry. He'll come around.
应该会吧 可能吧 Probably. Maybe.
哎 你怎么了 Hey, you okay?
他是对的 我哪像是当大侠的料 He's right. What about me says I'm ready for this?
我在面馆帮忙学到一件事 Well, as I learned from working in my dad's kitchen,
有时最惊艳的美味 就来自最意想不到的食材 sometimes the greatest dishes come from the most unlikely ingredients.
嘿 这句靠谱啊 Hey, that's not bad.
有点灵魂宗师的样子 Okay, I see you, Spiritual Leader.
是吧 至理名言 我现在说的越来越顺口了 Yeah. I'm getting the hang of this proverb thing.
做深蹲的时候 裤兜里千万别放筷子 One shouldn't do a deep squat with a chopstick in one's pocket.
要不你还是继续当大侠 Maybe you should just stick to kicking butt.
钱买不来快乐 但是能买来很多很多的包子 Money can't buy happiness, but it sure can buy a lot of dumplings.
你怎么三句话离不开包子呀 Why does it always come back to dumplings with you?
当生活给了你柠檬 你就偷偷榨汁 惊艳所有人 When life gives you lemons, make pear juice and blow everyone's minds.
行了行了 We get it.
吆月饼和留月饼不可兼得 You can't have your mooncake and eat it too.
但你可以先吃月饼 然后再加个芒果布丁备着 Although, I guess you could have mooncake and then order mango pudding on the side.
咱们现在可以开始练功了吗 Can we just start the training now?
心如止水 Inner peace.
您好啊 师傅 Hey, Master Shifu.
看我一个变两个了 Look, there's two of us.
- 您真棒 师傅 - 您的呼吸方式不对 -You're doing great, Shifu. -You're not breathing with your belly.
- 您看着有点疲惫 - 您累了吗 - You look a little tired. - Are you tired?
- 您长得像松鼠 - 想吃饼干吗 -You do look like a squirrel. -Do you want a cookie?
心如止水 Inner peace.
练功很苦 你要有心理准备 Are you ready to begin your training?
你有吗 Are you?
必须的 我准备的可充分了 Yes, and I brought a little help.
哦 宝贝 宝贝 我又如何得知 ♪ Oh, baby, baby How was I suppose to know ♪
导 演 迈克·米切尔
联合执导 斯蒂芬妮·马·斯泰恩
哇 Whoa.
我们之间已经出现问题 ♪ That somethin' wasn't right here ♪
制片人 丽贝卡·亨特利
哦 宝贝 宝贝 ♪ Oh, baby, baby
我不应该让你离开 I shouldn't have let you go. Ow! Oh, it's hot! Hot, hot!
编 剧 乔纳森·阿贝尔 & 格伦·伯杰 达伦·莱姆克
现在你已消失在我视线 ♪ And now you're out of sight, yeah ♪
监 制 迈克·米切尔
请告诉我 你想如何 ♪ Show me, how you want it... ♪
联合制作 史蒂文·施韦卡特
告诉我吧 宝贝 我想知道 因为 ♪ I need to know now, oh, because ♪
联合制作 乔纳森·阿贝尔 格伦·伯杰
孤独感正折磨着我 而我 ♪ My loneliness is killin' me, and I ♪
作 曲 汉斯·季默 史蒂夫·马扎罗
- 我得承认 我仍然相信 - 仍然相信 - ♪ I must confess, I still believe ♪ - ♪Still believe ♪
主 演 杰克·布莱克
当我没有你在身边 我会迷失自我 ♪ When I'm not with you, I lose my mind ♪
主 演 奥卡菲娜
请给我点暗示 宝贝 再爱我一次吧 ♪ Give me a sign. Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
主 演 布莱恩·克兰斯顿
哦 宝贝 宝贝 ♪ Oh, baby, baby
我仅为你而活 ♪ The reson I breathe is you ♪
主 演 吴汉章
女孩 你让我为爱盲目 ♪ Girl, you got me blinded ♪
主 演 伊恩·麦柯肖恩
哦 漂亮的宝贝 我愿为你付出所有 ♪ Oh, pretty baby. There's nothing that I wouldn't do ♪
主 演 关继威
我没有预想到这个后果 ♪ It's not the way I planned it ♪
主 演 钱信伊 洛瑞·坦·齐恩
请告诉我你想如何 ♪ Show me how you want it to be ♪
主 演 达斯汀·霍夫曼
告诉我吧 宝贝 ♪ Yeah, tell me, baby ♪
因为我想知道 因为 ♪ 'Cause I need to know now, oh, because ♪
主 演 维奥拉·戴维斯
孤独感正折磨着我 而我 ♪ My loneliness is killin' me, and I ♪
- 我得承认 我仍然相信 - 仍然相信 - ♪ I must confess, I still believe ♪ - ♪ Still believe ♪
当我没有你在身边 我会迷失自我 ♪ When I'm not with you, I lose my mind ♪
请给我点暗示 ♪ Give me a sign ♪
宝贝 再爱我一次吧 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
宝贝 宝贝 宝贝 宝贝 再爱我一次吧 ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby Hit me one more time ♪
- 原谅我吧 哦耶 - 宝贝 宝贝 宝贝 - ♪ Hit me, oh, yeah ♪ - ♪ Baby, baby, baby ♪
- 再一次 - 爱我 - ♪ One more time ♪ - ♪ Hit me ♪
宝贝 原谅我吧 请别放弃 ♪ Hit me, baby, but not too hard ♪
再爱我一次吧 ♪ Hit me one more time ♪
宝贝 原谅我吧 请别放弃 ♪ Hit me, baby, but not too hard ♪
再爱我 ♪ One more time, again ♪
哦 宝贝 宝贝 ♪ Oh, baby, baby ♪
我又如何得知 ♪ How was I suppose to know ♪
我们之间已经出现问题 ♪ That something wasn't right here ♪
哦 漂亮的宝贝 我不应该让你离开 ♪ Oh, pretty baby I shouldn't have let you go ♪
我得承认 ♪ And I must confess ♪
孤独感正折磨着我 ♪ That my loneliness Is killing me now ♪
难道你不知道 我期望着 ♪ Don't you know I still believe ♪
你会回到我的身边 ♪ That you will be here ♪
请给我点暗示 ♪ And give me a sign ♪
宝贝 再爱我一次吧 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪
孤独感正折磨着我 而我 ♪ My loneliness is killing me, and I ♪
我得承认 我仍然相信 仍然相信 ♪ I must confess, I still believe Still believe ♪
当我没有你在身边 我会迷失自我 ♪ When I'm not with you I lose my mind ♪
请给我点暗示 ♪ Give me a sign ♪
宝贝 再爱我一次吧 ♪ Hit me, baby, one more time ♪